Because We Need to Lighten Things Up Around Here

Especially after all of the vomit I washed off myself today. Boy, that doesn't go with this picture, does it?

You Are a Jam Cookie

On the outside, you project a straight-laced, innocent vibe. But on the inside, you're complex, exotic, and full of flavor.

What Kind of Cookie Are You?

This cookie test, it was surprisingly accurate in its assessment of my personality.

Unfortunately, I really don't like the jam cookies much. Too bland on the outside, too gooey on the inside.

Luckily, I just ordered some Thin Mints from the girl across the street. Because even when my house has apparently been temporarily converted to a vomitorium, I cannot resist the siren song of Thin Mints.