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Thursday, April 05, 2007

Notice from the Management*

I am not a ten dollar back-alley writing ho.

I am AT LEAST a writing escort service.

At the very least.

So if you cannot muster the courtesy to treat me like a lady when soliciting my writing services, you will be denied access to my specialized skills.


Thank You,

The Management


*Management idea totally borrowed from Dana's closet without asking. But, I needed something new to wear to the club tonight! And it fit me so well!

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

You tell 'em. Not a chippy!

Ron said...

and you think I AM PSYCHOTIC? :) Hope you had a nice evening.

Jaelithe said...

Hey, I never said I wasn't crazy too.

Anonymous said...

Oooh, I think I need a sign like this for work...

Lisa said...

Cute idea. :-)

Michelle said...

Amen! Sounds like someone needed some scolding...

Good girl!

Anonymous said...

So long you don't return it stained and smelling like cigarette smoke I won't charge you.

Fi dolla! Fi dolla!

Ruth Dynamite said...

Maybe those folks were looking for me, here, in the back alley?

PunditMom said...

Hear, hear! This is my new writing mantra! Thanks!