And tell him there's come good eatin' in my back yard if only he'll bring his own BB gun and a BBQ grill.
In one week, our friendly neighborhood squirrels, in some sort of spring-induced frenzy, have chewed off HALF of one of our trashcan lids (which, mind you, already had a convenient squirrel access hole that had been chewed last season), and gnawed a four-inch by three-inch hole through tough, quarter-inch thick acrylic to get to about a quarter cup of seed inside a bird feeder (seed which they then apparently chose not to eat, preferring to dump it on the ground).
Apparently, they're just not getting enough plastic in their diet.
They weren't nearly this bad last year. Any suggestions?