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Thursday, May 04, 2006

Things I Never Imagined I'd Say As a Parent:

"Isaac, if you finish your cookies, then you can have more marshmallows."

Of course, I never imagined I'd be pouring half and half into his whole milk, either . . .

6 comments:

Dawn said...

You can add in my "Please don't puke in the pool..."

Andrea said...

And add my "Please stop playing with your pipper. It doesn't like to be stretched that far."

Lisa said...

Also,
"WHY DO YOU INSIST ON GOING TO GRANDMA'S HOUSE COMMANDO? WHAT IS WRONG WITH WEARING UNDERWEAR, CHILD!?"

Romancing Simplicity said...

LOL for those of us who aren't parents, these are exceptionally amusing!

Mom101 said...

I say that as a parent but usually to myself. In my head. In the wee hours of the morning. *hangs head in shame.*

marsha_tm said...

"It is NOT acceptable to sit on someones lap just to fart."