You can add in my "Please don't puke in the pool..."
And add my "Please stop playing with your pipper. It doesn't like to be stretched that far."
Also, "WHY DO YOU INSIST ON GOING TO GRANDMA'S HOUSE COMMANDO? WHAT IS WRONG WITH WEARING UNDERWEAR, CHILD!?"
I say that as a parent but usually to myself. In my head. In the wee hours of the morning. *hangs head in shame.*
"It is NOT acceptable to sit on someones lap just to fart."
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You can add in my "Please don't puke in the pool..."
And add my "Please stop playing with your pipper. It doesn't like to be stretched that far."
Also,
"WHY DO YOU INSIST ON GOING TO GRANDMA'S HOUSE COMMANDO? WHAT IS WRONG WITH WEARING UNDERWEAR, CHILD!?"
I say that as a parent but usually to myself. In my head. In the wee hours of the morning. *hangs head in shame.*
"It is NOT acceptable to sit on someones lap just to fart."
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