Wednesday, August 02, 2006
I'll Never Go Iceless Again
(Please imagine me saying that in a determined, sultry southern accent for full effect. Not that I sound southern. I'm from the midwest. I sound like the people on TV news programs, only with fuzzier enunciation and inferior gravitas. But let's pretend I can do a southern accent, okay?)
My freezer has seven freezer packs and two bags of ice in it (made from my own freezer ice machine).
My spanking-new 60 qt "Keeps ice frozen for up to five days in 90 degree heat!" cooler has three bags of ice in it (purchased last night when the power went out, just in case it didn't come back on).
I am making more ice with my freezer ice machine as we speak. You know, to offer the neighbors.
And the "possibly severe" weather forecast for tonight/tomorrow?
Bring it, wind bitches.
(Just please please don't knock my house down, because I don't have a basement to cower in, okay? Do you think you could negotiate with the nice wind bitches about that on my behalf, Melissa?)