I haven't disappeared.
I was in the hospital over the weekend with a sudden, serious infection.
I am not dying, so don't get your knickers in a knot. And I am feeling much better now.
However, hospitals suck.
I intend to write about just how much my latest visit sucked, later, when it doesn't pain me to relive the experience.
My bathroom faucet broke. Now the old faucet and a new faucet are both in pieces in my bathroom, but there is still no faucet attached to my sink, because apparently we need some obscure sort of nut type thing to connect the new faucet to our decidedly not-new pipes.
Isaac ate a whole banana last week. A whole, fresh banana. He wouldn't touch the edible part of the banana directly with his fingers, but he ate the whole thing. With a smile on his face.