Tuesday, April 04, 2006
Lines that Will Definitely Get My Husband Laid
During one of several discussions I've had with my husband lately regarding blog posts like this and this and, of course, the infamous this, as I tried to express to him my own insecurity about the ways my body has changed since having a baby, and the ways it will most likely continue to change, despite my best efforts, throughout the rest of our lives together, he looked me in the eye and said, quite seriously:
"Oh, come on. You do know I'll still love you even if you get to be 500 pounds, right?"
Did I mention he also takes out the trash, folds laundry like a pro, and makes mighty fine pancakes on Saturday mornings?
Sorry ladies-- this one's taken. As long as we both shall live.
Posted by Jaelithe at 7:23 AM